"Open source software only comes in one edition: awesome."
listening to "Oh Yeah (1985) - Yello"
My boss started singing this for no reason this morning. I didn’t mind.
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If the Circle of No Life is a gaping hole in my soul, what should I be filling it with?
Cause I know what you can fill yours with.
"Open Sesame (Bun)
(I’m collecting carts from the parking lot. A woman abandons her cart near her car, so I go to pick it up. Note that she’s also munching on some bread.)
Customer: “Oh! I think I locked my keys in…
Why Judgment Day’s Gonna Be A Cakewalk
(I’ve just finished ringing up some items for a customer and her daughter.)
Me: “It looks like your customer card is about to expire. Would you like to renew it now?”
Customer: “Yes, I would.”
"Executives at Mattel Inc. held a press conference Monday to unveil the toy company’s latest product, Plain Pamela, a homely doll designed to boost the confidence of girls ages 7 to 12."
New Homely Doll To Improve Self-Image Of Young Girls | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
What a terrific idea!
